Previously on "The Undateables".
Hello. I'm Yoo Jung Eum, a matchmaker.
Jung Eum. Love deceives me.
She jumped off the bridge over Han River to kill herself.
I'll never show my face around him.
These are the Zero Members. The Undateables.
Either resign or find matches for the undateables.
Choose one!
Actually, I am face blind.
This column "Hoon Nam Jung Eum"...
is super famous among people who were never in relationships.
I have to go now.
Is there Mr. Kang Hoon Nam...
[Episode 5]
Are you... Kang Hoon Nam?
Are you the relationship expert Yook Ryong was talking about?
You're the one who said it's okay to date many women at the same time— What, what?!
Hey! Buy some time!
- Aunt! - Madam!
Charles, what are you doing here?
And you, Yook Ryong, why are you still at work?
- The thing is... - The thing is... Uh...
- Where is Hoon Nam? - Aunt!
That's why— You know there is— I mean ...
That's how... Because...
Over there! There's a firefly!
A firefly? Where?
- There! - There!
- Where? - There!
- There! There! - Oh, there! - But... where?
There are so many!
Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts, it hurts! Let me go!
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Are you okay?
You're not hurt anywhere?
Don't move and wait right here. Take your shoes off, though.
♫ I'm curious about you these days ♫
Oh! What is this?
♫ I'm already imagining ♫
♫ becoming your other half ♫
♫ Slowly, slowly ♫
♫ May I knock on your door ♫
♫ Slowly, slowly ♫
It's too dry. It doesn't feel like a person lives here.
What is all this?
What are you two scheming, anyway? There are no fireflies!
Where is Hoon Nam?
You came?
- Oh, yes, were you inside? - Yes.
You two, be careful.
Let's go inside.
Be careful.
How is it?
It's just how I like it.
Don't be so smooth all the time.
I can't help it when I see a cool woman.
You're silly.
Since you're busy, I'll get to the point.
- You have CCTV, right? - What?
I know that Kang Jung Do and that woman were hiding here.
- Mother. - I want a divorce.
If a man and a woman have spent over thirty years together,
it's about time to end it.
We'll get divorced as soon as the campaign ends. Keep that in mind.
It's not like this is his first time doing something like this, so why are you like this?
It doesn't have to do with this incident.
It's something I've been planning for a long time.
It just so happens that now is the right time.
What will happen will happen.
And you have to know when to let it happen.
I have no regrets.
That's all for today. I'll get going.
Go back inside.
I'll go inside after I see you off.
It's quiet at night, since we're not in the city.
It would've been nice if there had actually been fireflies.
I'll get going.
Why are you guys being treated so special?
Oh! I have the Tin Man doll from this set.
But the Tin Man is the only one missing here.
Hey, you guys are awesome!
Toys naturally get thrown out once the owner grows up.
You'll cry a lot, but the toy fairy will be called up your tears
to turn you into real humans.
They're already real to me. Stop talking to them.
Did you already forget about the Han River incident? I thought we agreed for you to not show up in front of me ever again.
I didn't agree that you could talk informally to me.
I learned that you're much younger than me at the police department.
If you don't like my informal way of talking, you shouldn't have appeared in front of me, as per our agreement.
But the fact that you're the real columnist behind Hoon Nam Jung Eum changes everything.
What are you talking about?
Yook Ryong, who was the cause of the Han River incident
told me the hidden person who's the real cause of the incident has the the identity of the writer of Hoon Nam Jung Eum.
Why? Why is the columnist writing the column secretly? It's very suspicious.
About that... Charlie had a situation—
So you didn't have a situation?
After attempting to murder me, are you trying to threaten me as well?
No, I'm not saying I did anything great but
I'm not saying that I'm threatening you.
I would just like your cooperation.
Cooperation? What can I help you with?
The thing is...
Tell me.
Actually, I am a couple manager. You know what a couple manager is?
Continue.
But Yook Ryong kind of made a mess of things. You know, the Han River incident?
I know.
Because of that, I've been demoted and am now in charge of a group of undateable members, legendary for
their inability to ever get a date, called the "Zero Members."
- So? - I need to find someone,
an expert who can help the Zero Members. And Yook Ryong said
that his cousin is the real columnist behind Hoon Nam Jung Eum and a relationship expert.
He also said that he is the result of the work of that relationship expert.
Okay. Let me try to process what you just said.
We both unintentionally hurt each other.
Right.
And we both know that there's no end to this battle because we both have legitimate claims against each other.
Right.
That's why we can't report or threaten each other.
Right.
That means that the only option you have left is for me to cooperate with you.
Right again!
But I'm not interested in helping you at all.
Leave.
Don't be like that!
Mr. Expert, could you reconsider your decision at all?
What are the odds? Is this just some coincidence? Don't you think we met each other again because it was meant to be?
I don't want to hear more of your ridiculous theory. Please leave.
I'm not asking for your help in exchange for nothing.
If you like, I can give you a 50% discount on a membership.
- I'm too tired for this, I want to rest. - Whoa!
Or I can even let you go out on twice as many dates!
Could you think about it more carefully!?
Is it really that big of a deal to help me a little bit!?
I... told you that I want to rest.
Whether you're here or not,
I'm going to take a shower, and... and... rest.
I said I'm going to rest.
I'm going to rest.
Oh! I got it, I got it!
I'll leave. You can rest. Let me just grab my shoes.
Rest now. Bye!
What a strange woman.
He's not that easy.
But... did I just volunteer to leave? What?
You're pretty good.
"I will be back"?
My aunt will flip out if she finds out that he has a woman.
She's particularly sensitive about that kind of issue.
Why is she so sensitive, by the way?
Hoon Nam's family is known for womanizing.
There's at least one cheater in each generation and that's my uncle.
I have three grandmothers. After my grandfather died, they started living together as if they were sisters.
I thought I was watching a movie or something.
And the son who inherited that quality was born a relationship expert.
That's Hoon Nam, right?
Yeah.
I'm really jealous, but I don't think he likes the fact that he's like that. He doesn't date at all.
I guess he's kind of like a vampire who refuses to drink blood.
By the way, when did you notice that he has this sort of talent?
He doesn't normally show it.
When we were in the army together.
In the army?
You know how the army is filled with the brokenhearted? Hoon Nam saved a lot of them.
This is getting too hard.
Hey, until when are we going to keep us dating a secret?
I'll tell him today. I have to.
Poor Cho Sung. What can you do, though?
Tae Hee! Min Sang!
- Cho Sung! - Cho Sung.
Sir!
My girlfriend and best friend came to visit me.
Sir!
Thanks for coming all the way here.
It wasn't that difficult, because we drove in Min Sang's car.
Min Sang, really, thank you so much.
It's so nice of you to drive her here all the time. Thanks to you, I can rest easy.
It's a sports car. It's pretty fast.
What should we do with poor Cho Sung?
It's such a long drive here, it's hard to bring things like food, right?
It's likely to go bad on the way here. Hold on just a second.
I know that Tae Hee loves dumplings. These are amazing. You can't get these anywhere else.
I'm on a diet these days.
What for? You already look so good. Min Sang, do you want some?
I only drink sparkling water.
Doesn't that girl look totally different from her pictures?
I know, she doesn't look so good in person.
All the other guys' girlfriends are so beautiful.
I'd find it kind of embarrassing to drive a sports car with her in it.
Oh, I forgot. I have a memorial service to attend today.
Tae Hee, why don't you take a bus at Gangneung Station? I'll get going now.
Min Sang, Min Sang!
Sergeant Kang, Sergeant Park, I thought you were good people. I'm disappointed.
You look down on people for their looks.
- Do you call this a mutiny? - Mhm.
Do you want to go to the brig?
To me, my Tae Hee is way prettier than Kim Tae Hee!
You bastard, go play with Tae Hee before you get your a** kicked, okay?
Go play.
Do you like the dumplings?
He sacrificed himself to make his subordinate look good.
Another time,
- What's wrong with him? - His girlfriend married some other guy last week. He's still not over her.
Guys! Sergeant Kang is treating you to fried chicken today!
Thank you!
Eat it.
Open your mouth.
What are you doing right now?
Can't you tell that he's heartbroken? Why would he want to eat anything right now?
You're cruel, aren't you?
After spring,
there's a hotter summer waiting for you.
Forgetting is also loving.
That day, I came to the realization
that he had the talent of a devil.
How nice!
Where did Jung Eum go this late at night?
She's trying to persuade a relationship expert.
A relationship expert? That's a real job?
You can set people up, but afterwards, whether they date or not
is not something that can be solved by someone butting in.
Is that so?
Of course! It's a waste of time!
- Tell Jung Eum to just lay the groundwork and then to step out of it. - Yes.
What kind of nonsense...
Sir, by the way...
Why? Do you want to eat some more?
No, this is plenty already.
The thing is...
Where are you going to go if you have to move?
I don't know.
I took out all the loans already.
If I'm compensated, I could probably move to some suburb near Seoul.
I just don't want to leave this house.
I'll stay as long as I can, then maybe I'll move back home.
I'm worried about Jung Eum, too.
Don't worry about Jung Eum—
I'm thirsty.
What do you need if you want to negotiate something?
- Leads? - What?
Bait.
You're so smart!
Why is she acting like a puppy that needs to poop?
Bait. Bait.
What kind of bait would work on him?
Money? I don't have any...
A woman?
No, I'm sure he already has many.
Money, women...
and... what else?
Jung Eum! Go get some makgeolli!
No, I'll go get some.
You're a doctor. Jung Eum! Go get some makgeolli!
What does being a doctor have to do with it?
I have the Tin Man doll from this set!
But the Tin Man is the only one missing here.
It must be somewhere around here. I remember seeing it when I was putting the winter clothes away.
I found it!
But... would this work?
I'll throw it in for now.
A town that was submerged underwater after a dam was created due to extreme draught
is revealing itself again after twenty-five years.
In 1992, a dam was created in order to supply water to the surrounding area,
and the town where hundreds of former residents lived disappeared under the water.
The construction was disrupted a few times due to complaints from the residents,
but the government forced...
I'll give you one limb every time we match a couple together.
They say that the belly button is bigger than the belly.
How many hamburgers did you order just to get a doll?
- It's because we won't be able get them anymore when we move. - That's not true.
That neighborhood also sells the same stuff.
- Really? - Of course. Let's go have a look sometime.
- Does that sound good? - Mhm.
It's almost time.
Let's take the rest of these with us. Don't forget your dolls.
What should I do?
Give them to me, I'll put them in my bag.
No.
I'll give them back to you later. You can't even carry all of them on your own.
I'll just give you one then.
Don't forget to give it back to me.
- Okay? - Okay.
Dorothy and Toto are the main characters.
Not the wizard or the witch...
The lion, scarecrow, and the tin man.
I can't choose. Which one should I give mom?
I'm just carrying it for you. What are you so worried about?
Go on then, give me one.
Then you choose. I can't.
Let's see. The lion?
Not the lion. He's the brave one.
Then.. how about the Scarecrow?
Not the Scarecrow. He's the smart one.
Seriously?
How about the Tin Man then?
Not the Tin Man either.
He's...
He's the heart. What does the heart do?
Think about that later. Give it to me, please.
You have to keep it safe and give it back to me later, okay?
Don't worry. Let's go. We'll be late.
They say that if you're supposed to meet someone, you'll meet them eventually.
And whatever will happen, will happen as well.
If neither life nor love can't escape their destiny...
Send me the profile information of the Zero Members.
He took the bait!
...coincidence might be the only chance
that allows you stray away from destiny.
[2013 Nationwide Diving Championship]
Yoo Jung Eum. 105B.
Fighting!
Go Jung Eum!
Mom is watching you, too!
Just do it the way you normally do!
Yes, Team Leader.
Where are you? Did you forget about the wedding today?
No way. I'll be right there!
♫ I need love ♫
♫ I can't lose you, oh no ♫
You scared me!
I'll just take this and quietly leave, okay?
Sleep tight, Joon Soo! Go back to sleep.
♫ When the sound of morning comes ♫
♫ You greet me good morning ♫
♫ I don't know if I'll be excited ♫
♫ from a sweet kiss ♫
♫ By chance ♫
Are you leaving? Do you have your phone with you?
♫ I want to tell someone ♫
One... two... three.
Thank you.
What is she going to do without me?